some word puns:)

As the days near by for the prelims, I feel more and more nervous. Today, I thought a lot about the choice of course in Uni, and it gets more and more difficult each day. I want to go into research. I like Biology and chemistry very much. I don’t mind doing math, but i don’t want physics. Eventhough, engineering is a professional degree, I don’t have much interest in it.

And eventhough life sciences in NUS is a general degree, I like it a lot. What’s wrong in following a general degree? I don’t see anything wrong. I want to take Life sciences, and specialise into two areas at least, then do honours and at last pave the way to get my PhD. I want to work in the field of cancer research. That’s my ambition.

Triple science people are expected to take medicine, or other professional courses. What’s wrong in following your interest? If I end up in engineering, I might do it grudgingly and struggle to get a good grade. Whereas, if I work in a field in which i’m interested in, I will end p doing very well in it and get my honours.

Enough of all the blah blah…about my future and all. Let’s get to the present. Here i am struggling to finish all my revision by the next week or so. And the days of making important decisions are far-away. I feel so stressed and nothing seems to relieve them. God help me.

Hey, here are some word puns that i found interesting. But some are quite lame…

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijonvu – the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

Definition of a will: A dead give away.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted – it taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Ha ha… see ya for now. I don’t knwo how often i’ll post now that i will be quite busy studying for prelims. I’ll try to be regular:)